Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Naked Neighbour's Watch

Monologue on the grey guy in green:

Fine.
If you tell me who you are and what you were doing while the picture was being taken, I'll let you know some of my ex-girlfriends' e-mails.

Otherwise, keep being a pseudo-expressionist nothing.
You look all-right dressed in green, don't you?
By the way, blonds have more fun.

And now, there's one for you:
What's the difference between a sitting duck and a sitting cock?
Answer 1: Many.
Answer 2: Both have wings (!)
Answer 3: I can't answer silly questions.
Answer 4: You're wasting my time and it's up to me. I pity myself.
Answer 5: Sarkozy. (What?)

March Paris




Some of you know I lived and taught in Paris, yeah, 'the city of light and love and good food and world people and freedom and everything else'. A picture-come-back (or whatever) was a need and it finally took place just on the verge of spring. Not many flowers around yet, quite a lot of unexpected rain spells and above all, a unique town. Extraordinarily beautiful, sensual, suggestive...romantic. From London it's just an unexpensive 2.50h trip on a chunnel direct train. From Spain take a most comfortable Talgo train and sleep the night away while crossing France before you take a shower and then breakfast.